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So, you might be asking “well, that’s Shani, what about Pania” and you’d be correct in your inquiry.  I do have a face for Pania Alow.

Kate Beckinsale.

Most should know Miss Beckinsale a little better, having starred in such movies as Underworld, Van Helsing (I actually liked that movie), and Whiteout.  She plays a wide range of roles, and would be perfect for Pania.  She’s not blonde?  Small matter that a wig or hair dye would fix.

As well as being an female action hero in movies, she’s also a model.  She’s even let her politics be known, voicing her support for the pro-choice movement, and filming  a Funny or Die skit satirizing the Republican’s “War on Women”.