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Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)

This is exactly my take on nutrition.

(via beccaliving)

I love this quote so much I want to frame it to hang in my kitchen.

(via fitnerd)

 

(via hellokristen)

CAKE.

(via educatingcharlene)

….I look at that person and laugh at them and then have 2 slices.

(via nikariot)

“Really?  No cake for you, then?  Right, then there will be a lonely piece of cake with no one to love it.  Fine.  In that case, I’ll have yours.”

That’s what my polite reaction would be.

(via janoda)

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