…and I haven’t watched one bit of the Olympics. Not one second. I only know about Lord Voldemort and Mary Poppins through the clever use of GIFs (that’s GIF with a hard G) on tumblr.
Personally, I prefer the winter Olympics. Not because I like winter sports, but because it puts a nice two week break in the hell that is the deep freeze in January and February. The Winter Olympics makes it bearable (bareable?).
Summer Olympics? Phht! I’ll be out on my balcony with a cold beverage enjoying the sunshine at 9:30 at night.